We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Found your dick twin last night
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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