i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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