you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it's like heaven, but drunker
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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