We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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