What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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