So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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