I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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