i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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