i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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