YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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