Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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