And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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