I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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