Say something about gay babies.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We are all done wearing pants today
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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