butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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