He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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