my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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