i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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