she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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