If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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