Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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