Will you blow on my dice?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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