I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
