I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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