doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My dick has a subreddit
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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