just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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