great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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