Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My balls are so social today.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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