Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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