I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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