white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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