with your own penis?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
