We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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