john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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