Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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