Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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