it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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