Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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