Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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