honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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