So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think my moral compass just broke
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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