Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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