it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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