google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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