Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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