Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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