just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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