ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Operation Purity has been aborted
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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