Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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