The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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