return my video game
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
